Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
