Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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