so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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