he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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