i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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