I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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