so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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