It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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