haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Drake has all the answers
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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