he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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