belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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