Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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