Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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