Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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