Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
