Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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