How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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