Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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