I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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