My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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