oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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