he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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