If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
MIDGETS
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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