chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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