Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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