i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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