i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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