i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
cat food counts as protein by the way
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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