I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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