she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
