i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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