I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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