We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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