We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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