Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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