I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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