do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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