i just wanna soil my oats bro
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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