double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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