What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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