Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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