Its about making memories worth repressing
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
she told me i tasted like america
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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