just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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