And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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