I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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