No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm at about main and main street
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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