he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
either way he was missing a nipple.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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