you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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