OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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