found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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