this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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