D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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